Why are you even reading this? Nothing is going to happen... What did you expect some awesome explosion,or free candy? The candy is mine.... I'm not giving any to you,so why don't you just go away...
....Go on
...Leave me alone... I'll call the cops.... I'm serious. Go away.
... Do you have nothing better to do then read this page... Nothing is going to happen. I'm not going to have some mind blowing revelation on the meaning of life. its not going to happen so why don't you just leave.
Is this all you have to do right now? Really?
... Why don't you click that button up there? Tempting isn't it... Being all press-able. So why not? ....It could lead to anything... Imagine what I could put there...
But the question is, are you willing to take the risk? It could be ANYTHING! Or it could just be a random button... but you will never know.... unless you press that button... Are you going to press it, or are you sit here and bother me?
All I want is privacy? Why can't I have that? This must be so entertaining for you, sitting there all smugly... What if I told you if you pressed that button you'll save a poor starving child in Africa! What... You don't like children.... or is it because their African? Your a racist! There's a racist on my page! GET HIM OFF!
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... Are you still here? Really?
There is only one way to redeem yourself now... click that button... and save that child...
....Go on
...Leave me alone... I'll call the cops.... I'm serious. Go away.
... Do you have nothing better to do then read this page... Nothing is going to happen. I'm not going to have some mind blowing revelation on the meaning of life. its not going to happen so why don't you just leave.
Is this all you have to do right now? Really?
... Why don't you click that button up there? Tempting isn't it... Being all press-able. So why not? ....It could lead to anything... Imagine what I could put there...
But the question is, are you willing to take the risk? It could be ANYTHING! Or it could just be a random button... but you will never know.... unless you press that button... Are you going to press it, or are you sit here and bother me?
All I want is privacy? Why can't I have that? This must be so entertaining for you, sitting there all smugly... What if I told you if you pressed that button you'll save a poor starving child in Africa! What... You don't like children.... or is it because their African? Your a racist! There's a racist on my page! GET HIM OFF!
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... Are you still here? Really?
There is only one way to redeem yourself now... click that button... and save that child...